fuckingblacksabbath:

awastrelmescalined:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#im not saying its aliens #but

forgettingfilm:

justlikedisney:

how do people just walk up to people and start flirting with them heck i get nervous walking up to an attractive cashier

Guilty as charged

death-by-lulz:

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mydrunkkitchen:

My Drunk Kitchen: Seattle Coffee Cake (x)

SRSLY.

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mydrunkkitchen:

harto-obsession:

“What if it never had the chance to have a family?!”

[x]

Word.

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

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death-by-lulz:

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