May 2013
50 posts
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
forgettingfilm:
justlikedisney:
how do people just walk up to people and start flirting with them heck i get nervous walking up to an attractive cashier
Guilty as charged
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...”
– We Can’t Get Lost Anymore - Jeremy Glass (via alesthetique)
What they heard
What I said: I am attracted to men.
What a straight guy heard: I like to suck dick....and more dick
What a straight girl heard: I dare you to get my pants off.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
